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Thursday, 16 February 2012

An obsession with Yoda I have. Leaving because of it, my wife is.

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Whenever I hear of a judge ordering for a dog to be destroyed, I have a mental image of a dog actually exploding. Is that weird? justmethen

Saturday, 11 February 2012

An unnamed weatherman has reacted angrily to being sacked because he always gives cold gloomy forecasts. No more mist & ice guy.

Teachers

I'm not picking on Emma Close, but a Facebook conversation this morning has provoked a question. I appreciate that teachers get as much holiday as they do - that's just how it is. But who deserves it more?

As such, Teachers - i know how you love a quiz. I'll tell you about a couple of my friends and you tell me if you DESERVE holiday more, less or the same as them. Ps they each only get roughly 4 weeks per year.

Paul - infantryman, British army. Currently serving front line in Afghanistan.

Gavin - prison warden, HMP Durham.

Ian - Metropolitan Police, Anti terror unit.

Keith - night roadworker, Newcastle City Council. Currently re-tarmacing A1 at Morpeth.
My friend moved to France to be a mime. Haven't heard from him since.

Friday, 10 February 2012

Tune!!!! All I wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom. http://ping.fm/hkFmZ
Oh, it's the 4pm show tomorrow at theatre royal Newcastle http://ping.fm/1OfZf